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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

musthavebeenahulian:
Top 5 ways to piss everyone off

Oh yes. Well 5 ways to piss me off is kinda the support for this.

1. Don’t use your blinkers when changing lanes

2. Keep on telling someone that you’ll make him/her deepthroat a cactus

3. Sing a top 10 song from the radio nonstop

4. Take 5 years to reply to a text

5. Wear uggs and shorts (I swear it’s a sin in the bible. Thou shall never wear uggs and shorts)

Bonus: Do anything a stereotypical white girl would do. 

, #julianne #musthavebeenahulian #personal

yourhightops:

do you ever just wanna get in a car and fucking drive all night to someone just to be there to kiss them in the morning because I sure do

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

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